Why dont I believe in Ghosts?

People always wonder why I dont get affected by ghost stories, why I can watch scary movies, without it haunting me afterwards... And the answer is simple. "I dont believe in ghosts." Now if you are wondering why I dont believe in ghosts, the answer is again simple. If I believe in ghosts, then I'll have to be scared of walking in the dark, watching scary movies at midnight, lying in bed when its raining outside and there's a power failure... What is life without these little thrills! It may sound kiddish to you...but what I'm trying to say here is that its better to avoid asking questions, the answers of which you will not be very happy with. No use upturning a stone, when you know that there may be a snake hiding under. I'd rather scorn ghosts than shiver in my pants each time the dog howls at night!